Emmys Top Moments: A House Where All Television Shows Live, along with a Mock Beauty Pageant

Jane Lynch Our roundup of the very most memorable moments from the Emmys: 14. Worst Opening-Number Follow-Up: Emmy host Jane Lynch takes audiences on the tour via a imaginary building where all Tv's and figures allegedly reside. Highlights of the exercise in randomness: Lynch tests the laugh track in the Large Bang Theory, horrifies the Mad Males ad men with tales of fast-sending through advertisements and Slushees her Glee alter ego. The song finishes at risk, "There is no place like TV ... aside from Cinemax -- it isn't TV." 13. Worst Idea: The Emmytones -- a singing group composed of Zachary Levi, Cobie Smulders, Taraji P. Henson, Kate Flannery, Wilmer Valderrama and Joel McHale -- introduces the comedy groups in harmonious, otherwise-so-amusing fashion. We thought i was well eliminate the cheesy warblers before came back for that other major groups. Stay one-hit miracles! 12. Best Tribute: In the acceptance speech for the best Supporting Actor inside a Comedy, Modern Family's Ty Burrell gave a jerk to his late father, whom he imagined could be less impressed using the Emmy and much more preoccupied using the actor's requirement for heavy screen makeup: "Why the makeup? Could not you simply put on just a little powder? Why is it necessary to seem like a harlot?" Guilt + self-deprecation = love from the parent. 11. Best Performance: Even Though Lonely Island medley would be a hot mess overall, it couldn't overshadow Michael Bolton's charming wailing like a roguish Captain Jack Sparrow, filled with fake mustache askew. Add spandex-clad men undulating as ocean waves, and you've got a booze-inspired, not-so-seaworthy adventure. 10. Most Past due Win: After five seasons along with a mere casting Emmy, Friday Evening Lights finally obtained well-deserved and lengthy-past due Emmys for Kyle Chandler and Jason Katims. "Obvious eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose." We'll miss you, Coach Taylor. *Sniffle* Take a look at all of the styles in the Emmy red-colored carpet 9. Best Cutaway: Beginning his thank-you speech, Ray Romano doppelganger Steve Levitan (who won for writing Modern Family with Jeffrey Richman) states: "Real existence handed us the tales. The kids walked in on we in the end were in the process." The cameras then cut to his wife Krista, who, just like a true professional, waits on her closeup to roll her eyes. "Thanks to my somewhat traumatized wife," he adds. 8. Best Thank-You: Bet on Thrones' Peter Dinklage is charming and gracious in the acceptance speech, giving props to his fellow nominees, his wife and... his pet sitter, the confusingly named Cat. His dog's title? Kevin. 7. Most Understanding Wife: For his role in Mildred Pierce, Guy Pearce needed to simulate sex with Kate Winslet many, many occasions and for that reason thanked her for "permitting me to place myself to your world" in the acceptance speech for the best Supporting Actor inside a Miniseries or TV Movie. After which he thanked his wife. Also it all seemed charming because he's Australian. 6. Best Acceptance Speech: Margo Martindale -- the 60-year-old character actress whose TV career goes back to 1989's Lonesome Dove and who scared the bejesus from individuals with her portrayal from the treacherous Magazines Bennett on Justified -- provides for us probably the most emotional moments from the evening in her own acceptance speech for the best Supporting Actress inside a Drama. She sweetly notes it would be a very long time coming. "Sometimes things simply take time, however with time comes great appreciation," she states. "The authors are genius and poetic, inspired by Elmore Leonard and also the great Graham Yost. I really like you, Graham, despite the fact that you wiped out me." Yes, she won for any role that sadly no more is available. 5. Best Patter: Due To Jimmy Kimmel requested Jimmy Fallon if he'd written an acceptance speech, but Fallon demurred, saying he understood Jon Stewart would win (that they did, incidentally). After Fallon touches his inside breast pocket once too frequently, Kimmel wrestles him towards the floor and pulls the acceptance speech Fallon stated he did not have. But Kimmel may be the embarrassed one when he reads it. "But first and foremost, I wish to thank Due To Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy continues to be there for me personally since The First Day, he's the kindest and many encouraging part of my existence," an progressively sheepish Kimmel read. "He'd never mock me or play down me, particularly in a sizable public venue similar to this. I really like you, Due To Jimmy Kimmel.Inch Well, not any longer. 4. Most Anticlimactic Return: Bad boy Charlie Sheen got a remarkably tepid reception. "Before I present outstanding lead actor inside a comedy series, my old category, I wish to take the time to obtain something off my chest and say a couple of words to everyone here from 2 . 5 Males." OK, here's where everybody goes Uh-oh!, right? No, it had been totally boring... and apparently sincere! "From the foot of my heart, If only you only the very best with this approaching season. We spent eight wonderful years together and that i know you will keep to create great television." Not a small amount of tiger bloodstream.... regrettably. 3. Best Joke: Jane Lynch describes that so many people are curious why she grew to become a lesbian. Without missing a beat, she states: "As well as gentlemen, the cast of Entourage." Peals of laughter stick to the hostess' funniest type of the evening because the five men in the now-defunct Cinemax show go ahead and take stage as presenters. 2. Best Misdirect: Modern Family co-creator Steve Levitan recognized the award for the best Comedy Series having a touching anecdote. A gay couple contacted him to express, "You are not only making people laugh you are which makes them more tolerant." Then he cracked: "And That I considered to myself, 'Well, they're right we're showing everyone around you that there's practically nothing wrong having a loving, committed relationship between a classic guy along with a hot youthful lady.' And searching aroundthis room tonight, I see a lot of you agree." 1. Best Bit: Once the first nominee for top Actress inside a Comedy award - Amy Poehler - is introduced, she hilariously mounts happens as though she's been named a finalist inside a beauty pageant. To not be surpassed, another five nominees follow. A quick zooming close-up discloses the champion to become Melissa McCarthy of Mike & Molly. To accomplish the result, McCarthy is crowned having a tiara and handed roses - which just been available. What were your preferred moments? Stay tuned Monday at 8/7c for Kathy Griffin's Emmys Aftermath on television Guide Network